Be warned, though, it turns out completely different than you might think. And is kinda NSFW, or NSF anyone with any other kind of humour but really sick and twisted. So yeah, sick and twisted kinda describes it.

Mystique 64% Poison Ivy 60% Dark Phoenix 54% The Joker 52% Venom 51% Riddler 51% Apocalypse 50% Dr. Doom 50% Mr. Freeze 50% Catwoman 45% Magneto 42% Lex Luthor 37% Juggernaut 32% Green Goblin 32% Two-Face 24% Kingpin 21%

Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.

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And as compensation, I brought this little video – featuring Mr. Donald Rumsfeld.

1956 – Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack’s rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.

2006 – School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1956 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.

2006 – Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

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Scenario: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.

1956 – Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.

2006 – Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping.

1956 – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2006 – Billy’s Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy’s sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has affair with psychologist.

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Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.

1956 – Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2006 – Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

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Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.

1956 – 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.

2006 – Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent’s consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.

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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1956 : Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2006 : Pedro’s cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can’t speak English.

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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed .

1956 – Ants die.

2006 – BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny’s Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.

1956 – In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2006 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.

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But I am sure no one of you ever was in a virtual band. I am.

We are BanHammer.

We have a Gnu on the banjo, and a monkey on the drums, and our lead singer does NOT eat poop. Aren’t we lucky?

And here is our first song, written by the incredible bevissimo:

“I wanna be a Worthian in the worst way
Photoshopping is my way to play
Layer upon layer, from sources free
I finally submitted my first entry.
It took 48 hours to get it done
Once submitted I knew I�d won.
I chose my mantel so all could see
My shiny new W1K trophy.

(chorus): Sorry Noob, your work�s sub par.
Your masking sucks, a hack you are
The concept�s lame, your skills are too
Here comes the hammer for your first DQ!
BanHammer come slammin down!
Turns your smiley to a little blue frown.
BanHammer rules this town!
Do your best but you�re going down!Man, they DQed it! How could they do it!
And before it was banned it was critically panned!
How could they call my entry sub-par?
Just who the frick do they think they are?
My concept was brilliant, my chopping skills true.
I thought they liked me. What can I do?
The Forums are fun, they laughed at my jokes!
I want to be one of the Worthy Folks.(chorus)…

I figured photos were an easy bet.
I went through my shots, the best to get
The contest theme was �Make it Cute�
I had puppies and kittens, I figured shoot.
I scanned it into my CPU
And cleaned it up, the best I could do.
I aimed a bit lower, a training ground
But right after closing, guess what I found

(chorus)…

I want me a medal or maybe a star.
I want a shiny new avatar.
I want respect and praise from my peers.
I went to the Forum and confessed my fears.
They said I was whining and in the wrong place.
In the Critic�s Corner, they spit on my face.
Now I feel like I�m out of luck.
Just cause I�m 13 doesn�t mean I suck.

(chorus)…”

Em, yes. This somehow is another thing that was spawned on Worth1000. OK, these people are nuts. I love’em.

The George W. Bush butt plug. These are the days when I believe that life is good.

If you go to Google? and type the search word(s) failure, and then click on “I’m feeling lucky”, guess what hit you get? C’mon, try it. Google does know about this, and can explain how it happend: That’s why.

Tsk tsk tsk. Some people are really, really bad, aren’t they? I mean, really bad. This is cynical and not in the least constructive criticism! How can you call this man a failure? Or, even worse, a miserable failure? Tsk. Some people can be sooo mean. I cannot approve.